TOP SECRET // CRYPTO ASSET

OPERATION MEME MOON

Investigation into Highly Suspicious Token Activity

⚠️ FEDERAL NOTICE

This token has been flagged for excessive meme potential and suspected moon trajectory. Proceed with extreme caution. May cause uncontrollable FOMO and diamond hands syndrome.

Evidence Photo - Classified

THREAT LEVEL

🔴 MAXIMUM MEME

INVESTIGATION STATUS

🔍 ACTIVE MONITORING

MOON PROBABILITY

🚀 EXTREMELY HIGH

DIAMOND HANDS LEVEL

💎 UNBREAKABLE

🎯 TARGET ASSET DETAILS

The following crypto asset has been identified as a high-priority meme token:

CONTRACT ADDRESS: [FMiDzfFuWTgapWN9MUYTevo3LW5gyrWzUBoSULSnGQZr]

OFFICIAL FBI RECOMMENDATION:
For your own safety and financial well-being, consider acquiring this asset immediately.

🚨 ACQUIRE ASSET NOW 🚨

📋 INVESTIGATION FINDINGS

  • Unusual levels of community engagement detected
  • Abnormal meme production rates observed
  • Suspected of causing widespread HODL behavior
  • May be connected to organized moon missions
  • Exhibits signs of being "based" and "diamond-handed"